By lifesux - 05/02/2011 21:28 - South Africa

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
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waswashere 0

WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?

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bigsc 0

you're lucky; should have been arrested

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pinklover24 13

Her excuse, "someone was stealing my fucken chicken!"

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alwa7sh 2

Or, "he was touching my breast and touching my thighs."

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The_Moustache 6

Or she noticed the number three came with two sides, and got over-excited and slapped someone.

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Scorpio_DR 0

Lmmfao...you're mom's gansta...

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three3_fml 2

You can take them out of the hood, but can't take hood out of them, to mom is super ghetto,

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Chris19801012 0

it's all good, I like fried chicken and watermelon too

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jak133 0

Looks like u gots ur self a ghetto mom :DD

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IHeartJimi02 0

I'm surprised you two didn't get arrested.

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someguy314159265 15

I don't know-- I'm not sure if it's okay to be raised by a complete psychopath who would probably, intentially or not, tutor you very effectively in the art of picking fights with other people.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

I highly doubt that one can only be half of a psychoapath. However, I also doubt that she Is "a complete psychopath." It's pretty rare to have no conscience at all .

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BlackHoleSuns 0

I hope you never moderate a FML again. You went way overboard with the moderating buddy. You will probably moderate this comment also just because it points out how much of an uptight ass you are.

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Watermelon2011 6

ghetto fabulous lol

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