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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 206 933
You deserved it 14 813

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Every one of you saying that the mom is entitled to the dress because the mom brought OP into the world and paid for her growing up, etc. etc. are idiots. 1) mom chose to have the child and it's pretty illegal after that not to feed/clothe/house a child so it was kind of NECESSARY for her to pay for whatever the OP needed when she was far too young to have a job. 2) a vacation is not a right or a necessity in any way, we can all live perfectly healthy lives without a single cruise in the Caribbean. the same goes for a slinky red dress. the mother did not need the trip ESPECIALLY if she did not have the funds to pay for it herself.

after someone says some shit like that is when u cancel the trip on their ass

#31, because some women refuse to grow up. They dress and act and pretend they're half their age, and it's pathetic because they're always wrinkly and hiding behind too much makeup. What a horrible woman. OP, I'm glad you turned out far more generous, responsible, and sensible than she did.

Cormophyte 0

#3. She just made herself undeserving.

Wow, what a nice mom you got!! Just cancel the trip and let her pay for it!