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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 206 933
You deserved it 14 813

Top comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Uzumaki_fml 0

Give her the dress, the ticket to the Caribean, the ticket to the cruise, and still pay for her hotel fees. Just don't pay for the flight back. For added bonus, pay the cruise ship to maroon her on a random island.

Uzumaki_fml 0

Give her the dress. Pay for her flight to the Caribbean, cruise and hotel. Just don't pay for her trip back. As an added bonus, when she does get back, introduce her to this website.

no_fairytale 0

#169 has a point...but her mom should have chosen non-derogatory words...mother sometimes are hard to spell out..

OhSoFoxy 0

Cancel everything and get your money back.

i hope your conversation didnt end with that. you should of told her off and make her pay you back for everything.

if you're so greedy you should take that trip instead of her AND try to meet a guy since "you're going to be single forever"

Just because you bought her stuff doesn't mean she has to be nice to you, try earning your mothers love instead of buying it. YDI

I think you should let her borrow it, but put itching powder all in it, hehe

Wow, she's projecting, isn't she? Let's be honest, if she's old enough to have a daughter who can pay for her cruises, she's probably too old to wear the dress gracefully in the first place.

bubbles09y0 0

"today I asked my daughter to borrow her red dress. She said no then I said some nasty things and now she cancelled my trip. FML"