By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 580
You deserved it 3 075

Same thing different taste

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So, could u give her advice? (But seriously, that is wrong in every possible way. I mean, she´s ur damn mother! O.o)

Well you know mothers know who the gay ones are in the litter.

MoutainDrewski 0

well it's better to ask a guy cause we know what turns us on, girls don't know how we feel

Donniehw 5

Tell her how you like it... Then say just don't do it while your there, in your room, by or on any of your stuff, and don't talk about it... Then play an amazing song by fall out boy (mine is "alpha dog") and walk her out of your room and tell her to never ask you a question like that again and shut the hard but don't slam it.... Then spend all day in your room listening to your music up all the way and doing whatever it is you do in your "free time"....

HEATNATION 10

Maybe she figured you'd had enough BJ's you'd know how a good one felt therefore giving her a hint on what to do

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