By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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stlcards220 4

it kinda makes sense to me. ur mom sees u as the average male, and wants to know what a guy likes with BJs.

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swimmer1195 3

well she probably meant it like: what do guys like

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varkey 7

yes, she probably meant it that way, which is why the fml was written. she's asking him, essentially, for methods on how to make his penis feel good, which is extremely awkward

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Leftieswillrule 3

perhaps she though that because you clearly get so many you know what you like and what you don't like

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MatGag17895 11

Maybe an explanation could be that she wants to know which elements of a ******* actually makes it feel good.

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annigotammo 1

you make it seem like the fact that your a guy is the fml not the fact that your MOM asked. cause if a girl friend had asked I don't think it would be THAT weird, at least not an fml.

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bkb1886 0

Have her blow you and you can tell her what feels best

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smhlqnick 0

Tell her that you're still a virgin and don't know. Then download the "Christian Side Hug" song and play it over and over until she takes the hint.

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