Miscellaneous: Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma...

By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By lonely - 24/10/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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Newsflash from beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML

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Sucks for grandma too

By What about granny - 25/10/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom made the (not) very wise decision to once again inform me that my grandma is in rapidly declining health, and as a result she is not long for this world. My brain took this as an opportunity to push my anxiety into overdrive. I can't stop thinking about what will happen when my grandma dies. FML

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By Originality18 - 24/02/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimer's. FML

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Airman1988 9

Friday 30 December 2011 8:34

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Airman1988 9

Friday 30 December 2011 9:16

"When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that way, whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass!" Red Foreman (That 70's show)

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Epic_Monster 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:56

And the question "Why?" doesn't spring to mind? Ahh anyways, r.i.p

maddienoelle 13

Saturday 31 December 2011 3:58

Look at the picture 10 has and then picture 9 has. It will make your day better(:

JazyPooh 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:33

Im sorry for your loss

xeldawyn 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:04

That might have been her own way of sharing the news with you.

teyyoshi 19

Saturday 31 December 2011 13:11

oh poor guy!!

Yannismiless 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:38

My condolences...

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:58

sorry for your loss :/

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:59

R.I.P grandma, sorry OP

qwapteam 8

Monday 2 September 2013 23:25

What a wake up call

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 14 June 2015 21:24

Maybe she didn't die, and ur mom is just getting prepared

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