Miscellaneous: Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to...

By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By sighoutloud - 16/10/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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Thursday 5 May 2011 15:54

that was hard to read....

footballfreak65 6

Thursday 5 May 2011 15:48

wow what a bitch

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muuca912 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 17:54

what a bitch. shes just jealous

mintcar 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:38

Of what? There's always a comment about the mom being jealous of the kid.

cybermolly10 7

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:27

Passive agressive much?

leader0011 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:27

like a boss

daisychain48 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:53

I know someone sort of like that.I feel sorry for you.

Shelbs91 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:14

Bummer...

Anna_1994 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 20:35

you kinda deserve it for nagging about thinking you're ugly or whatsoever. if you fish for compliments and end up being hurt, YDI.

apegirl907 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:03

be a better person worth bragging about.

youFMLme17 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:45

hey my mom like that sometimes I know it sucks

benderbot19 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:47

maybe you whine too much?

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:54

I think mom was just being sarcastic. Or, you were adopted.

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Today, my friends and I had planned to meet up. One of the friends, Mike, decided to pick me up on the way. Mike called first to let me know, and his kids overheard us and I heard them ask him where he was going. Mike jokingly replied, "To pick up my ugly friend." His kids ask if it was [my name]? We laughed, but damn… FML

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Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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