Intimacy and Kids: Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment:...

By Whoops - 02/11/2018 14:00

Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By marie519 - 09/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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Wednesday 17 October 2018 20:12

"I'll take the grounding, thanks. I think our bond is as strong as it needs to be."

Ghostrui 30

Monday 15 October 2018 22:27

Is there someone you can talk to about this? I mean, it'd be one thing if the whole family was totally cool with this, but to force your kids into becoming a nudist, grounding those who don't want to sounds...lack for a better word, abusive.

Comments

karma1221 11

Friday 2 November 2018 19:10

****. that. no pun intended for this one

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 2 November 2018 19:50

Oedipus called, he’s looking for his mother!

TxKitten79 10

Friday 2 November 2018 20:05

Uh, no. Everyone else needs to simply refuse. point out to your mother that CPS would more than likely see this as a form of sexual abuse.

Tim Carver 9

Friday 2 November 2018 20:06

umm... child services much

acmariner99 25

Friday 2 November 2018 22:18

Ok, then I’m grounded.

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 2 November 2018 22:26

so what you gonna do with all that free time in your room??

GamerChickxoxo 16

Friday 2 November 2018 23:52

Not sure if nudist or pedobear..... My dad used to walk around naked all the time because he just has no shame, and ive grown up to be comfortable with my body.nudity's nothing to be embarrassed about even tho none of us want to see our family naked.