By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 135
You deserved it 3 210

Same thing different taste

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footballfreak65 6

That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

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yes, because being popular is the most important thing in life, and people who aren't will never find love and wil die a lonely death...

khriss_khriss 7

Omg that is sooo mean especially coming from ur dad wow. Im sorry u had to hear such a terrible thing.

Some people think being popular is everything when it really isn't. He would probably say the same thing about me. I have social anxiety and I'm an introvert, which means I'm not popular and I'm good with that. But guess what, I've been married to a wonderful woman for 18 years and have three kids.

This will be a good story to tuck away and put in a book sometime. Maybe use in a stand-up routine. This is the only way I can possibly see being okay with this. You could also eventually prove him wrong. Dads can really suck sometimes.

missalice0306 19

This is when you tell him you're pregnant ;) Seriously though, don't listen to him.

dont listen to him being popular doesnt mean anything

I hate how people think popularity is so important. All throughout my school years, ever since I was little, I had only a handful of friends. I was bullied constantly for being unpopular. And through my High School years I was one of the few who was still a virgin when graduating. Not because I couldn't get laid but because I choose it. Now, only a few years from being out of HS I'm doing better then 99% of everyone in my grades, I'm engaged, and extremely happy. Ignore your father and continue to be who you are. One day you'll find someone who makes you happy. Don't fall for the peer pressure that you need to go out and have sex.

linnie_wesker 20

All the "popular" girls I went to high school with are now single mothers working dead end jobs at minimum wage. Be glad you're not popular, it probably means you'll go somewhere in life.