By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 132
You deserved it 3 210

Same thing different taste

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footballfreak65 6

That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

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Least you know he won't be an over protective father. :)

skyeyez9 24

And then those same parents wonder why their teenage daughters have such low self esteem.

agonydrum 7
musicmaniac0099 0

Wow, that's such a nice thing to say about your own child..

There's should be a headline that u could click on saying " your dad owned ur ass"

OP's sex life is none of her dad's business. One's sex life is no one else's business. OP, don't feel bad. Confidently tell your dad, "My sex life, existent or not, is none of your business. Don't expect me to confide in you now that I've heard you talk crap." Some dads sleep good at night knowing their daughters don't sleep around, virgin or not. Just because your dad doesn't value your abstinence (voluntary or not), it's doesn't mean you shouldn't feel comfortable in your own shoes. Sex is an experience that'll happen eventually, as it does for most. Look at it this way, it's easier as a girl to get laid. If you want it bad enough, with some effort & dolling up, you can get laid.

What a cruel thing to say about your child! Let's hope OP's mom puts dad out on the couch to show him just how unpopular his insult was.

Wii624 5

Tell your mom to take note and realize why the have a “Sex ed” unit in phys ed classes! And btw how old are you? If your getting the sex talk you can’t be any older than 12? If so nice job on the typing!