By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

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Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
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footballfreak65 6

That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

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gczizza1997 15

Should've said "well at least you can demonstrate it at your funeral for me old man!" see how far his jaw drops then.

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kms1777 6

Goodness what a jerk. I would tell him that he should mind his own dang buisness and get the heck out of mine.

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dolphins_penny 5

That's totally uncalled for! I feel your pain OP my dad got mad one time and told me I was suppose to be aborted.......parents can say the most mean things when they're suppose to be supportive. I'm sure your beautiful OP. (or handsome, I didn't look at your name) hopefully your dad just meant you were a smart person and wouldn't have sex so young and would more likely die at a young age then make a bad decision.

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pinkbabypuff1 0

Nice dad you have there.

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Mynameislinh 24

Daaang. That's really rude.. Also we have the same name! Well.. almost.

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3lk 2

Your dad is keeping it real

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thardtke 3

Really? Your cousin was actually listening to your tears?

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chelseycoble5 3

Your dads kind of an ass

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