By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 135
You deserved it 3 210

Same thing different taste

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footballfreak65 6

That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

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Sorry OP. That's harsh. Don't let his horrible comment put you in a rush to prove him wrong. You're prince charming will find you someday and I know if I were you, dad would not walk me down the aisle.

Your dad has some clever wit there and the nice use of an analogy as well :)

When my dad once came to talk to me about the sex, I said "sure dad what do you want to know". *like a boss*

PseudoLink 1

It boggles my mind how some parents are so heartless. Or at least so indiscreet.

That's just him being unable to hear the idea of his sweet little girl ever doing anything like that... It's the thought that counts =}

LittleGreenPaola 23

That sounds very mean... I wonder how could a father say something so terrible about his daughter!

Well go up to your parents and tell them how you ended up ugly in the first place, genes!

Duceswild99 19

That line is too great. I will be using that in the near future!

ElishaisSexy2016 9