By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
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shybear15 0

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

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SugarCrazy 14

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

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Bizzzy 5

Shes giving you some advice men Unless.... She talks about her sex life :x

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for then describing it as "bloodcurdlingly graphic"... Unless you are trying to say you guys had some awesome sex, then "bloodcurdlingly" makes very little sense in this context...

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sleepindevil 15

Definition of bloodcurdlingly: (Adjective) Causing great horror, terrifying So.... How does what he said not make sense? Do you not understand the concept of an adjective?

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jren207 24

Did she make a hole using one hand, and then proceed to slip her finger in and out of that hole to demonstrate sex?

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supahnazi 0

@136: i agree, ppl r ******* these days.

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rachxoxo 6

U should really think of flying by yourself

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Bleh that sucks fyl

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