By Yulia - 09/03/2009 10:09 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
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nerd_fml 0

Does it make anyone else the slightest bit angry that her mom is implying that her ****** is her HUSBAND'S property, and it doesn't matter what she wants - just that her husband enjoys himself?

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thequeenofscots 0

Hey, it could have been worse. She could've filled up those remaining ten minutes telling you exactly how much HER husband liked her tight on their wedding night.

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tagedawg 0

I am sure an arkward turtle went crawling by below

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mad2physicist 0

Pretty sure your husband, unless he is VERY religious, will want your 'first time' to be long before the marriage. Really there's no reason except being religious to to put off sex another minute!

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endurancefan212 21

That's not necessarily true. You don't know what other people's reasons are for being abstinent. Usually, yes, people are abstinent for religious reasons, but you don't know everyone's story. Everyone has the right to make their own choices, regardless of what reason it may be.

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JohnnyGraves 12

That's what anal is for.

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squigglyragdoll 1

A ****** can take something 20x it's size and still go back to normal, and she seriously thinks some grass blade dick will stretch it out?

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droxursox319 8

That's such an archaic notion. Anyone who knows anything about the female body knows that vaginas are usually pretty elastic - they stretch when it's necessary, and contract again after periods of inactivity. Also, different women have different levels of tightness naturally. ALSO, your future husband doesn't OWN you, nor does any other man. I would hope that the person you choose to marry values and cherishes you for everything that makes you who you are.

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slothstronaught 11

So she's never heard of kegels. Or your dad has a lot of man. Aren't parents great?

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bluelabradork621 10

It doesn't even work like that! The vaginal walls are muscles. If our muscles worked like that, they'd become useless very quickly--we'd become floppy when we stretched. Taking a lot of dick does not make a ****** "loose."

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