By Yulia - 09/03/2009 10:09 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
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nerd_fml 0

Does it make anyone else the slightest bit angry that her mom is implying that her ****** is her HUSBAND'S property, and it doesn't matter what she wants - just that her husband enjoys himself?

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thequeenofscots 0

Hey, it could have been worse. She could've filled up those remaining ten minutes telling you exactly how much HER husband liked her tight on their wedding night.

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that734chic 0

. . . atleast ur mom had the sex talk with u

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silentfirefly 0

Your mom gave you a horrible reason to stay abstinent until marriage; it's true, have sex a lot doesn't stretch you out really, particularly if your exercising, a.k.a. working out your Kegler muscles. @32 True, a lot of men don't want to have sex with virgins. And first times don't always hurt, but I agree, having some knowledge in the field would definitely up the pleasure of it.

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fearlesstiger98 0

yeah, true! my first time didn't hurt at all! it was mind-blowing 8D

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Nickodemus 0

Well, maybe your mom shouldna been in all those black-on-white black and whites back in the 50's, hm? #22. I dearly do hope you're for real. #30. And you don't??? You're un-American.

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KFabery 0

Wow, why are parents so dumb. "Loose" does not refer to the actual structure of the ******! It's refers to "loose morals." The ****** is designed so the HEAD OF A BABY can pass through it and it snaps back into place (mostly). A few penises aren't going to change that.

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jez35blue 0

sex is about pleasure for women, not men. HAVE premarital sex for your OWN benefit. You always test drive the car before you drive it out of the lot :)

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mbunderhill 0

um yeh... Being "loose" refers to a woman's morals, not her physiology. Your ****** is designed for a baby to come out of and then revert back to more or less the same size. It doesn't matter how much sex you have, no man's penis will stretch you out...

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squeaky_fml 0

Your husband will get much more value out of you knowing WTF you are doing than out of you being tight... once. You should absolutely sleep with at least a few people before you get married. Just do it sober and with a condom.

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