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By Shelbitchh - 28/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

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By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Not a real doctor

By silencio - 24/05/2012 10:44 - Canada - Ch?teauguay

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

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By hypocrite much? - 17/02/2022 12:00

Today, my mom overheard me telling my 6 year-old about periods. My mom condescendingly asked, “Isn’t she a bit young for that?” That’s pretty rich coming from a woman who didn’t want to share the TV, so all of us grew up watching whatever violent or raunchy sex filled R-rated crap she wanted to watch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

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RebornProblem 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:23

She needs to get laid.

mismonroe 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:26

Correct her; you are not curious, you're actually quite the pro.

Comments

zacharytk72 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:35

Remind her about your age then.

chaoticnh 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:58

I can understand two identical posts, but three? shit balls

zacharytk72 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:35

Remind her about your age then.

zacharytk72 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:35

Remind her about your age then.

mdizzl 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:42

if you were really curious about sex, I don't think a vampire tv show is what you would be watching...just a thought

jessthebest3 0

Friday 29 July 2011 7:38

HARRY POTTER!!!

mdizzl 6

Friday 29 July 2011 19:53

haha you know how it is!!! :)

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:43

HBO, making 19 year olds curious about sex.

InYourAtmosphere 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:43

You deserve it for watching True Blood

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:55

You know, most university halls of residence kick people out in late June, and they don't open until September. No-one wants to camp out in a cardboard box outside the SU, so living at home is a reasonable option.

nubx 0

Friday 29 July 2011 10:15

What a stupid comment that was

leeshxx 3

Friday 29 July 2011 15:23

LEAVE! now!

fuzz97 23

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:47

YDI for living with your mom at 19. Get a home, get a life, and stop watching bad TV shows.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:52

I'd take your TV away, too. True Blood is an awful show.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:59

it's amazing so stfu

bettyc4 26

Friday 29 July 2011 10:23

it's boring so stfu

kings1fan 6

Friday 29 July 2011 10:42

How about this! I've never even heard about it! hahaha I just know it's about LAME vampires based on all the comments!

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:52

Find someone who's gone through puberty who isn't the tiniest bit curious about sex, even if only in a purely academic sense, and I'll buy them a biplane that can go to Mars.