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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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Bad sandwich, bad week

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the doctor's. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 11 July 2018 1:12

This is not an FML. This is a standard medical procedure. Though I guess it depends where your ulcer is.

Davros 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 0:09

Mom, how did you and dad meet?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 11 July 2018 1:12

This is not an FML. This is a standard medical procedure. Though I guess it depends where your ulcer is.

Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 28 July 2018 11:31

Yeah no shit. The hot doctor was still sticking their finger up their bum!

free_parking 3

Friday 27 July 2018 20:44

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

real life problems 26

Friday 27 July 2018 22:34

The cows are mooing together and pressing thumbs down faster than they wolf down a big mac.

julfunky 29

Saturday 28 July 2018 0:29

How is that a plot twist?

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 28 July 2018 11:22

this is an FML not a porno...

Zekfen 17

Friday 27 July 2018 20:48

He must have heard that you give out anal before the first date.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 27 July 2018 20:49

This is only an FML if this was the closest to being sexually touched in months.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 July 2018 22:24

He doesn’t need to do that. He just wants to just for fun ;)

boredgirl_02 14

Friday 27 July 2018 23:00

When I was a kid I had to have an enema by a cute nurse.... mortifying. I feel your pain

Davros 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 0:09

Mom, how did you and dad meet?

oldtimer 3

Saturday 28 July 2018 3:31

Sounds like sexual assault. A finger in the anus is to check on size of prostate of a male. Checking for bleeding needs to be seen by endoscopy, colonoscopy, or sigmoidoscopy depending on where the ulcer is.

mikbrooke 25

Saturday 28 July 2018 15:01

finger in the anus is to check for any signs of rectal bleeding, compaction of stool, haemorrhoids, prostate, multiple things. scopes are to check where the source of the bleed is coming from. it is most definitely not sexual assault.