Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know...

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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Saturday 7 February 2009 2:45

I was going to tell you, I swear.

Hoss_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 21:11

Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.

Comments

imdacsgrrl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 9:50

I can't figure out whether you like older men or she's a cougar xD

MangaManiacNat 13

Sunday 25 July 2010 23:49

Well at least you and your mum have something in common =D

_jbLOVERR 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:42

does that mean your moms a cougar or that you go for older men ?

omgwtf99 13

Saturday 18 September 2010 19:31

aaaawwwkward ;)

ItalianFilipino 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:47

LOL

LordLiam316 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 14:19

my exact thoughts

HeySammy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:45

haha

123whyme 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:17

LOl! either your mom is a cougar or he's a pedophile.

hannah1203 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 4:35

Lmao and how ironic would it be if you gave him an STD, and then he gave it to your mom?

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:56

So if they get married, you ****** your dad. Awesome

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Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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