By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 405
You deserved it 5 522

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NGM_47 0

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

46, I have known that I am a lesbian since I was born. My first kiss was with a girl in kindergarten, and I have never felt remotely attracted to a male in my life. Sure, I tried when I was 11 and the rest of the girls were. But it was not for me, and that peck on the lips was the most awkward moment ever. So you saying that someone can't know if they're a homosexual at 14? **** you. When did you know you were straight? It's not different at all, you dipshit. Get your head out of your ass and put some thought into what you say.

And I'm glad you don't agree with me because you spell worse then my 10 year old sister.

Whoa . . . Two immature people! You should date! :D Rasputia and Kels100 . . . Yes, that sounds good.

Rasputia, I'd rather be a **** and unable to spell than a non-**** who spells like kels -_-

I mean I'd rather be a **** and able to spell than a non **** who spells like kels...annoying editing system

Should have outed your dad. Make him face the truth of his life.

XRiseToFallAgain 0

You're a dumbfuck. You were obviously a cooped up child who never felt the need to express these feelings to your parents who could've TOLD you EVERY ******* PERSON IS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT. Instead, you decided to experiment by making out with girls and ended up telling yourself you're a lesbian , and have been since you were BORN. I'm sorry, but are that disillusioned? Why don't YOU get YOUR ass out of your head when you tell me you're one of the few that goes through it. Dipshit.

Confused? Why are you so sure she's confused? I was never confused, I never thought I was gay. Yes, she could've been that way since she was born. It's called genetics. The few that goes through it? You make it sound like cancer or something -_-

With that 1st sentence and last word of your comment, I'm pretty sure your talking about yourself because mike never said he thought he was gay but you accused him of thinking it for no reason. Learn to read idiot

Then I guess that makes you unable to spell :D .

Then.. doesn't that make you a **** as well? You can't win this one. And there's nothing to be proud of about being and attention ***** idiot