By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
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NGM_47 0

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

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Orchid_fml 2

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

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aback 4

I think you'd better have a talk with your Dad.

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mike1921 0

I care because it makes you hard to read and makes you look like a retarded pothead 15 year old girl

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Donttellanyone 0

Oh my god can everyone please stay on topic of the fml and not talk about random stupid things?! OP: you should tell your dad about it because your mother deserves to find out from him. But tell him that if he doesnt tell her you will. And your obviously a good person for taking the blame.

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Bboy_DiSpirit 21

why were you not able to tell on your dad?

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thelonelylurker 0

I guess you're getting something extra nice this Christmas!

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hahasuckstobeyou 0

You are a great straight man. I salute to thee. And FYL.

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xfrankenstienx 0

Well truthfully,your a woman and frankly gay **** should be a turn on (unless your atracted to Girls) and you should enjoy it.But hey maybe it just doesnt do it for you.Honestly,I think you should talk to your father.

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yaktazuki 0

all of your coments are gonna get buried so suck it, bitch

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yaktazuki 0

Mike, you ned to stop comenting with your retarded comments. we all know that your a little ****, only gay person i have something againt. I hope you rot in the pits of hell. And get banned from this site. :-P

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mike1921 0

I am not gay and I am not little. I'm 5'5", I weigh 170 pounds. I don't really give a damn about you thinking I'm gay because that's like you thinking I'm left handed, you're wrong but who cared. I'm an atheist so I think if god exists and is that much of a judgmental asshole I'm going to hell anyway.

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SmileandWave 0

That didn't help your case Mike. 5'5" is actually quite small for a 14 year old male. If you were a girl it wouldn't be small.

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SaintJimmy 0

Really? Because when I was 14 I was about 5'1", I get that I'm a small-ish guy, but I'm not a midget. And 5'5" at 170 lbs is a BMI of around 28%, and that's overweight.

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mike1921 0

Is that in metrics or something? I know I'm taller than most of my classmates , and about the same size as my dad (who, I admit is short). Edit: Yes it is oberweight, but I don't care, really

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SaintJimmy 0

Nope because in metric units it'd have to be in meters, and 5 meters tall person would be a ******* giant.

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SmileandWave 0

I didn't mean to offend you when I said you were short, it's mainly because most of the guys I know are around 6 foot so to me 5'5" is short for a guy. But to be fair I am almost 16 so.. there's a difference there.

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yaktazuki 0

that means that your a fatty and obviously you are on the computer then

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yaktazuki 0

and you are short mike. Im also 14 and im 6 feet haha bitch :^)

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mike1921 0

That means you're tall you idiot. Someone isn't short just because you're taller -_- Also, yes I am on the computer, how else do you get to FML?

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SmileandWave 0

Oh ok I'm not the only one saying you're short I don't feel so bad now haha. I'm still convinced that the majority of my guy friends were taller than that at 14

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