Miscellaneous: Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the...

By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:13

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:10

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:47

Hell yeah, #10! Except mine's more femslash. Quality femslash that usually is not written by guys, because men usually write femslash that is the equivalent of **** with bad acting. OP, you're a good person. Your dad is lucky to have you. Obviously if your mom knew it was him, it seems that she would have gone WAY overboard, and your dad would be done for. I respect you, OP. And I'm thinking you posted this knowing your dad goes on this website, so he knows what you did for him.

Zario777 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:56

Theres also a possibility that the same thing could happen like on South Park. Butters wasn't so lucky. =/

dead14eternity 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:13

props for not giving up your dad.

zabeth_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:13

hahahahah that made my day

mike1921 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:21

That made me wish I had a way to report people to the mods so if they hate this shit as much as I do they'll ban her :|

aquarius6 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:23

tell her she must know!!

streetmember 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:23

haha did you tell your dad? I guess he ows you.

shyguy_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:24

That's so extremely nice of you! Kudos to you for keeping your Dad's secret, but I'd still confront him, since if he's really into men, your mom definitely has the right to know.

adventuring 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:43

Not necessarily. It's entirely possible that the OP's father is bisexual. As reading gay fanfic is NOT cheating, she has just as much of a right to know this as she does if he was watching/reading het ****. Which just depends on the person, I suppose. I'm all for sharing, but she doesn't sound like a particularly tolerant person.

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:59

Mike, shut up already. You're a 14 year old attention ***** who thinks he's gay. Really? I have no pity for you if you go around acting insecure enough to tell people you're a homosexual when you're barely a teen.

mike1921 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:05

wtf? I never said I'm gay. I said I got the impression the OP's mom was homophobic.

mike1921 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:14

If I was then who the hell cares?

Lonely_Lez 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:35

I know many, MANY people who discovered their sexualities at age 14 or younger. You need to open your mind a bit.

AXavierB 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:49

Most people realize their sexualities in their early teens. I can't stand when people say someone is too young to know what their sexual orientation is. And Mike never said he was gay anyway.