Miscellaneous: Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the...

By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:13

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:10

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

17xVampx17 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:48

Wow mike you're kind of a ******, you semi admitted you were gay, I hope you get AIDS. I'm not overreligious by the way, I'm an athiest, but faggots deserve to die. :) Have a nice ******* day.

mike1921 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:31

Wait...how the **** did I semi-admit I was gay? Also, you're an ignorant bastard

SmileandWave 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:42

What's wrong with gays? He never said he was and even if he was why should it matter?

blake116 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:09

82 you are an ignorant asshole and op dont out your dad he might just be trying new things maybe hes just bi curious.?..

scizzerin 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:56

wow. no really. Anyway, to the OP, definately use this as a 'get out of jail free' card with your dad. Good luck with it.

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:03

Homophobes are so amusing. Bashing gays is a defense mechanism that distracts them from their own insecurity about their sexuality. I'm not confused at all, and everyone knew I was a lesbian before I came out. It's how I feel right- with a woman. What's so wrong about love? I deserve to die because I fall in love with women? Okay. Regardless, "hell" will be so much more interesting and fun. Everyone will have a blast. Plus, it will obviously be fashionable.

plexico 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:04

Your mom is right, gay **** is bad for young women. You really need to focus on STRAIGHT ****! At your stage in life, you need to learn the intricacies of double penetration, cumshots and bukkake! It's up to you to branch out to fisting, fetishes and/or bondage, but you should look at some hot MILF action for future reference.

junjouromantica 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:41

#93, try telling that to all the yaoi fangirls in the world. Yeah, I'm one too. And a proud one at that.

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:33

Right on, #221! BTW--my favorite is your username :D

SmileandWave 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:09

Wtf you fat shit? Is that so you can throw it at us to prove that Rasputia is the ultimate fucktard who needs a good slap? Question number 2: How does following and replying to your comments make us attention ****** as well? You're an idiot and people like you should be shot. And just because you say you're winning doesn't make it so. You need to get yourself a life. Or some cyanide.

jahwn 12

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:13

Be proud for saving your parents marriage, if your mom got that pissed, she probably would divorce him if she found out. Also, teach your dad about private browsing and your mom about tolerance and privacy. God dammit, my first comment didn't post until now.