Intimacy: Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone... - FML

By Jordid - 19/08/2010 04:12 - United States

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Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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By lizzy - 29/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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EightInchNails 9

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:13

My God...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

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jordan75_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:51

what a retard u should spread something very secret of hers around now go start some rumors!

roxy999_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:27

omg. that sucks.

smash94 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:31

my mom enjoys being embarassing too.. but never to this extreame. feel so bad for u!

christyxoxo 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:56

omg fyl. i'd run into one of the bathroom stalls and stay there for a whole day if my mom did that. btw, why was your mom at school? unless it was an orientation or probably works there.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:58

Are you intimate with your mom or everyone at school?

redrovaa 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:44

Omg, no one has replied to Freeze yet. THIS MADE MY DAY.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:18

omg I would die

zackkmann21 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:42

HAHAHAHAHAHA

canzo378 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:30

yea... parents can be so stupid!!

eve28 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:05

lmfao shes just tryna look out for you, now your a grown ass women

AfyTafy 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:26

ohh that sucks!! moms.... ugh

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