Intimacy: Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone... - FML

By Jordid - 19/08/2010 04:12 - United States

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Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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By lizzy - 29/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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EightInchNails 9

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:13

My God...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

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brokencydeluvr 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:45

my mom did tht too i feel ur pain:(!!!

sassyangel24 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:50

I would've been mortified..

evfreak_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:57

Fail grammar. D:

carly426 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:54

ohh wow. thats embarrassing.

MidniteRainbow 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:37

Fyl cause your probably like twelve if you just started your period.

redrovaa 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:40

Wow you do know women are as different as they come, right? You can start your period at 8 or at 17. Some are really late bloomers, my sister got hers at 16 1/2, that's not exactly '12'

xNephilim 18

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:07

Tell your sister she's a lucky bitch.

rider45 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:50

Oh dear lord.

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:50

"Felt the need." HAHAHAHAHA

AttitudeMel 4

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:57

please keep a moment of silence , social life just died!

xcanox 9

Friday 20 August 2010 3:33

lol. That made my day.

rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:43

agreed with 45 xD

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

tigercoon 12

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:01

#82 wins haha I will never understand why some moms are compelled to do embarrassing things. I'm sure she meant well, but she could be uhm, more discreet about certain things... It's okay OP. It'll pass. FYL in the meantime though :p

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