Intimacy: Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone...

By Jordid - 19/08/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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By lizzy - 29/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 12:13

My God...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

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Emmy_The_Great 2

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:10

how is this intimacy? fail OP

Wandering_Witch 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 10:09

That would be horrible...

bri_panda 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 13:12

omfg

BAGRAD 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:38

talk to her... and if that doesnt work tell her to **** off.. and if that doesnt work just get back at her job. or somethin

Evangeline1 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 21:43

OMG, I wud have killed my mom for doing that, I mean I thought it was bad when she told my whole family( which was utterly humiliating) but man, FYL

HustnWeHavAProbl 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:05

Personally...i would kill ur mom, then myself

katya1023 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:06

i would of went around her work and said, "please be nice to my mom, she has started menopause."

biebette16 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:30

At least ur mom didn't say " so u boys stay away cuz if she gets preggo I will find u!"

untsx3 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:20

Haha!!! This sounds like something my mom would do on purpose!! Suuucks !

markusse 0

Monday 26 September 2011 16:45

Dont Lie. She probably drove you there, And accidently told 1 of your friends. Not everyone.

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