Miscellaneous: Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas...

By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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By John Nani - 25/12/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Entheatus 13

Friday 25 December 2009 20:05

Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 25 December 2009 21:41

Calling your mom a ho? lol

Comments

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:40

this made me laugh !

Fireunseen 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:24

Least you didnt get a puppy

MikuHatsune_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:15

aww that sucks open hers

foodlover123 0

Monday 5 April 2010 16:49

ho ho ho is wat she is

terrags 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 2:58

hahaha that is funny as **** and grimgothicangel i cant tell gay dude or carpet muncher?

i8thelastcookeii 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:24

Well, YDI. Because: You were cheesy and at the end put Ho, Ho, Ho. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! (not really sense, anyway.) when you could have ended it more cleverly and made yourself not look like some retard by saying "Merry Christmas." Would have been simpler. I'm sorry for being the one to point this out, but its true!!

Iellwen 12

Monday 26 December 2011 17:10

Ahh, I just love it when people like you are dead sure THEIR "truth" is the ultimate, universal truth... Thanks for making the world a tolerant place...