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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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You deserved it 2 514

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 209

You deserved it 2 791

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 555

You deserved it 1 394

By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 200

You deserved it 7 690

By John Nani - 25/12/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 326

You deserved it 29 393

By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 072

You deserved it 3 717

By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 044

You deserved it 1 940

By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 230

You deserved it 1 702

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

Entheatus 13

Friday 25 December 2009 20:05

Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 25 December 2009 21:41

Calling your mom a ho? lol

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snafu57 1

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:42

okay. I give up. I've seen FTW several times. What does it mean?

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:59

For the win.

seven_to_twelve 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 4:30

Who would possibly say you deserved this?

omgitsnikkie 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:32

okay wow anyone that said YDI or that this was funny really have no heart at all . sorry that happened to you OP ='[[

Billiebeachbabe 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:55

awww hun I'm so sorry. this has happened to me before. my mom does all kinds of sh!t. just don't let it bother you and keep living your life.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:00

Didn't you mean to say, "bitch, bitch, bitch?" :p

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:56

Well I guess *takes off sunglasses* Your Christmas hit the wall YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

newsgit 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:06

touche

Cerauno 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:26

For Christmas, tell your mom you have a surprise for her, then blindfold her and have her get in the car with you. Then drive her to an AA meeting.

jdmt86 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:07

Well mine for the first time wasnt drunk but decided to steal my entire xmas dinner and all the gifts!

swantonboy96 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:21

well they were all socks so whats there to worry about!!!

ihateme2 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:25

LOL #18 ! XD yea, fyl.

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