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By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

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earwaxisyummy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:54

your an asshole for cheating on her! you soo deserved that! and i hope your stuck marrying her now.

Asphyxiated_ 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:58

FHL. I dont get the point in cheating. Just dump the person and you can do whatever the **** you want. I agree with whoever said that this douche's mum knew about him cheating and did the whole proposal thing on purpose. You're ****** OP. :)

crazycookies97 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:36

dang! that sucks ass

sarah2144 14

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:20

YLIF for having your mom decide when you should propose to your girlfriend. She should have let you decide for yourself when to propose. YDI for being a douche bag and not breaking up with your girlfriend after seeing someone else for three months. Karma's a bitch.

HRaeH 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:35

1.) Lol. That's why you don't cheat--you should've just dumped her when you started with the other chick, and then you wouldn't be in this mess. 2.) Lol. Your mom and girlfriend are total boxes.

princess90 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:45

You are a jackass, you should never have cheated on her in the first place.... good for you, i just feel bad for you girlfriend, or ex, she probably doesnt deserve that, noone does

starcheckered 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 9:23

since when can your parents propose for you?

Omsok 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:30

Yeah, would call out on grounds of not having my mother propose for me. And yes, you should not overlap. Your next relationship will also fail.

skisnowboardutah 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:43

i would like, never talk to my mom again if she did that!

takran 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 19:18

Hahahaha, you got what you deserved. 3 months of cheating on her, man up and break it off before you see someone else next time (I'm sure there will be a next time with you). Oh man. Your mom's stupid for doing something like that but you definitely deserve it.