Love: Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue,...

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 871

Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 880

Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 535

bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

Comments

Kristibaby11 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:45

Wow, you are a total dick. I'm only 16, and I agree with everything karmas a ******* bitch. I've never had karma. It's fhl not fml...

la_la_la_84 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:38

you're a terrible person. thats all i have to say.

bbobe900000 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:14

yeah that's definitely karma but I must say, your mom's a bitch. who the **** is she to decide when you propose?

Bimba_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:22

ahahahahaah karmaaaaaaa. FYL.

sarcrl 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:04

FYL for being put in that situation, but YDI for seeing two people at the same time for 3 months >.>

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:37

Congratulations!

kennington 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:25

lol, that's why I don't tell my family who and when I'm going out with someone :p

kennington 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:27

wholes, forgot to say that love is selfless, it's not love is a ***** you just met in a drugsealers house.

chippper 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:26

That sucks f ur mom

cheergirl16 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:14

Uh your stupid for thinking you could get away with cheating. You don't desrve either of those girls.

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