Work: Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me...

By Tiak - 30/03/2009 18:08 - United States

Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML

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You deserved it 16 748

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By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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Thanks mom

By unemployed - 24/08/2012 18:00 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

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Open-minded

By plaid_is_cool - 05/05/2020 05:00

Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 236

By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 52 384

New hire

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 952

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 080

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 04:00

Today, after two years of working from home, and being bugged by a relative every five minutes as I tried to work, I turned the tables by asking her something. I promptly got chewed out for interrupting something she was doing. FML

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You deserved it 122

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 2 829

Capn 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:13

You know, if you work in customer service then they'll record the phone calls. You have nothing to worry about.

gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:16

That's ridiculous... what does your mom want to accomplish? getting you fired? it's a lose lose.... and she's a bitch

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gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:16

That's ridiculous... what does your mom want to accomplish? getting you fired? it's a lose lose.... and she's a bitch

kmarie22_613e 25

Thursday 23 June 2016 3:27

Nah, if the kid is fired they'll move back home where she can have 24hour tech support.

fuckmyl1f333 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:18

your moms a bitch, but yeah you got owned lol

itsucks15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:23

very childish of your mom

laffytaffy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:24

why would she do that? that's not nice! tsk tsk to your mom...

almostouttt 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:24

rofl .

gordonfreeman_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:27

What is wrong with you people? Does nobody have respect for their parents anymore? You deserved this one, definitely, and all the people in this thread saying your mom is a bitch -- you people need to seriously evaluate your lives if you don't even have the patience to talk to your own mother on the phone. Pathetic. This generation really is a generation of *******.

I_Bite 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 13:40

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Yes the mum may have crossed a line by calling his boss. However people need to learn basic respect for their parents these days

lolo527 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:28

lol...damn, your mom sucks!

x0xGeminix0x 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:31

Dayyuum ur mom must hate u

Guairdean 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:36

Go home and tell your Mom that you were fired after she complained. Let her know that she'll be supporting you for a few years while you decide what to do with your life. Let her stew for a while before you tell her the truth.