Miscellaneous: Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night....

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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borabora1991 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:10

I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:10

At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.

Comments

jandrews10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:45

I bet your mom is hot!

Wii624 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:47

So what. I never sleep with any clothes on. My mom sees me naked like everynight. Besides, it's not the last time...YOU WERE BORN NAKED!!! your mom wouldnt care

jahwn 12

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:22

High-five. Prudes piss me off so much.

baseballrocks2 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:49

that stinks

lettertjes 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:08

Your mom does not care if she sees you naked. Neither should you.

thinmint 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:18

nothing in this fml implied the mother was grossed out. assuming the OP has gone through puberty it is an fml for him bc no mature adult wants to be seen naked by their parent as society has deemed this "naughty" and "inapropriate"<---prob spelled that wrong but you get my drift

Cheerbaby016 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:32

Hhahaha that cute

Loveya448 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:43

Your mother gave birth to you. She's seen you naked a million times. Stop acting like a prude.

kkamp516 10

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:44

lmao at what number 8 said. haha if you were having a wet dream... then ya. " Take cover!!! it's t-600 ****-bot!!!! ****!!! I'm hit!!!!"

BigCox3100 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:49

It could me worse, you could sleep f**k someone. That is always the worse

Hugorgy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:06

xD Dude, reminds me of an episode of Law and Order" Special Victims Unit. The guy raped his girlfriend's sister in his sleep because the girlfriend (who was aware of the condition) hadn't been there.

daydreamstar 7

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:41

44, what episode was that? that sounds like a real gut wrenching episode?

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:23

Why are you sleeping naked if you live with your parents?

Hugorgy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:18

Because it's comfortable? I lock my bedroom door if I do it (which is primarily in the summer) so there isn't any accidental flashing. Maybe the OP does the same thing, but unlocked his door while sleepwalking. *shrug* Who knows.