Miscellaneous: Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night....

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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borabora1991 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:10

I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:10

At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.

Comments

Hugorgy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:15

Lock your door next time.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 10:40

Mom has seen you nekkid before, just not with your morning wood. BTW, I just modded a FML from a mother that seen her son walking around with a tiny erection? You?

grampa_pubes666 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 12:28

hahaha you're a dumb ass I hope u don't shave

dandified 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 13:31

lololwtf.

me5 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 14:20

So many people are so afraid of nakedness! Sad world!

ali_baby725 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:11

Understandable that you don't want to show off your naked body to your mother, but if she happens to catch a glimpse of it by accident, who cares?? Especially if you were asleep and don't even remember the incident.