Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good...

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 9 021

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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You deserved it 1 241

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Skiddywompus 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:25

OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:28

Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.

Comments

some_girl9 8

Monday 17 October 2011 2:25

1. You're an asshole for disrespecting your mother the moment her back is turned. 2. You're a moron for mass texting when you know her number is on your phone. Asshole + Moron = Pathetic combination. You fail at life. YDI.

Bebbo_fml 21

Monday 17 October 2011 2:45

This is just as bad as those kids texting their parents on wrong number saying they're going to have sex. ydi for not double checking who you are sending texts too.

dagwoodsammich 0

Monday 17 October 2011 3:11

Y motherfucking DI

EmAnRap 2

Monday 17 October 2011 3:14

dumbass lol

thatmirandachick 7

Monday 17 October 2011 5:02

Lol, totally deserved it. Dumbass.

TuteSweet 13

Monday 17 October 2011 5:17

Wow... YDI for making that kind of dumb mistake.

TuteSweet 13

Monday 17 October 2011 5:20

Agreed! I feel rude even having friends over my parents house! They gave me everything and I wouldn't want to take advantage :P

thatmattigirl 0

Monday 17 October 2011 6:02

You're a lummox.

randomhangul 4

Monday 17 October 2011 6:49

I don't understand my generation's need to disrespect authority and parents. It makes me sick -.-

ToThePoint 1

Monday 17 October 2011 8:13

Haha in response you could of been like, "haha i was just joking i just wanted to see your reaction, now i know never to throw a party, enjoy your trip!" problem solved ;)