Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had... - FML

By roundtherose - 13/10/2013 01:59 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

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roundtherose 10

Monday 14 October 2013 7:55

Thank you everyone for then encouraging words and sympathy for me. I would like to say my mom is one of the greatest people in my life and is very intelligent. She had been dating my dad for 2 years before and they got married and they are still married. She is certainly not a dead-beat mom. I think she was just being spiteful when that happened. She apologized later. She taught me that what she did is not what I want to do in my life. Sure what she said got me down, but outside dating I have a great life!

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ohrlly7457 7

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:36

Jokes on her being on MTV ain't an accomplishment

onealmxwilson 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:37

Just tell her at least you're not a hoe like she was.

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trumpy 9

Wednesday 20 January 2016 3:16

lol...i wouldnt worry too much then...being pregnant at 16 is really not something to brag about

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 17 January 2018 6:38

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