Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had... - FML

By roundtherose - 13/10/2013 01:59 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

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roundtherose 10

Monday 14 October 2013 7:55

Thank you everyone for then encouraging words and sympathy for me. I would like to say my mom is one of the greatest people in my life and is very intelligent. She had been dating my dad for 2 years before and they got married and they are still married. She is certainly not a dead-beat mom. I think she was just being spiteful when that happened. She apologized later. She taught me that what she did is not what I want to do in my life. Sure what she said got me down, but outside dating I have a great life!

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ohrlly7457 7

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:36

Jokes on her being on MTV ain't an accomplishment

onealmxwilson 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:37

Just tell her at least you're not a hoe like she was.

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shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:35

Goes and gets knocked up. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PREGNANT!?"

arand89 2

Friday 1 November 2013 4:39

I was 20 when I got my first kiss and 22 when I had my first boyfriend... don't let people like your mom make you feel bad or rush into things, especially relationships. You're fine right where you are!

kasey_n_landon 2

Sunday 3 November 2013 9:09

I'm 20 years old. Just got my first boyfriend in July. He was my first kiss. And I'm still a virgin. Don't worry Darlin'. When it's meant to happen it'll happen. Until then ... Just live life to the fullest.

key1992 8

Wednesday 6 November 2013 0:43

If she thinks that's cute it's not....

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Saturday 8 February 2014 7:16

what an amazing mom. *sarcasm*

kailarahne 19

Monday 24 March 2014 21:44

What's funny is most relationships before the age of 16 are totally pointless anyway. You haven't missed out on much. Be proud to not be pregnant at 16..

sammiixoxo 12

Friday 24 October 2014 18:37

At least you can still enjoy being young.

junpeiIori 17

Friday 24 July 2015 8:58

...This FML reminds me of the my 5 year high school reunion. Almost a quarter of my class dropped out because they were pregnosaurs.

ArtistKs 12

Sunday 30 August 2015 0:05

Bruh

ChrisMora 16

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:40

I don't see how that's something to brag about.

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