By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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potentpotable 0

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

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eshy 0

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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sammmii92 0

wow that sucks if i did that to my dads car he would kill me

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ssnickel 0

Porsches aren't built with cupholders. Nice try.

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takran 0

#62: No it couldn't, because I know how to drive a car, Porsche or otherwise, and I know what a cell phone does when it rings. Nice try though. #72: What?! His phone vibrating caused muscle spasms in his legs? He needs medical attention, and should not be driving until it is treated! If that were the case that's a serious issue - cars vibrate a lot while in motion. OP: Next time, specify your gender. It makes comments so much easier.

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lesp 6

Which is why you're not allowed to drive the Porsche. . .

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

do you have down syndrome?

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BigD3452 6

# 13 your a dumb broad guys like to use the gas pedal more then the brake! and are u kiddin women shouldn't be allowed to drive!!! doing make up while driving especially eyeliner and mascara like the bitch nxt to me this morning who rearened a semi truck hahaha

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vikki80 0

thats so dumb whatever the phone said could wait YDI

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