By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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potentpotable 0

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

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eshy 0

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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Spreed 0

Oh god that poor porsche!

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eeejit0102 0

ugh. #40? better HAVE been, not better OF been.

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Callyn 47

I'm still trying to work this one out... You picked the coffee up BEFORE you were in park? You spazzed out and crashed the car over a cell phone vibration? You deserved it and should never be allowed behind the wheel of a nice car again.

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ohgeez 0

If a little vibration does that to you, do you go all chuck norris when having sex? Learn to control your body for crying out loud.

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bigrederin 0

I have absolutely NO sympathy for you. You're just an idiot, plain and simple.

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tacotaco 0

hey number 37 youre wrong! the number one cause of crashes is food and drink, usually droping food and trying to pick it up or spilling hot coffee in your lap, check your facts, speeding isnt nearly as dangerous as food

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yebot 0

Hey, if one of your parents is able to afford a Porsche, you life is generally not f#cked.

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jennyozz 0

omg everyone on this needs to shut up. the girl made a mistake, because her mom has a porsche doesn't mean the girl is stuck up and rich, or that she shouldn't be felt bad for, and also, something like your phone vibrating if your kind of on edge (which she obviously was, since she was being careful with the porsche) could jump any of you guys.

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whatsthedealio 0

tell your mom it's technically her fault. Couldn't she just have made coffee at home?

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Frnnkdlxx 0

you have a porsche, you live in a nice house with good parents and enough money to afford all the crappy accoutrements of modern life. i don't seee why you're in this forum.

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