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By thanksmom - 30/04/2011 01:00 - United States

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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By GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 07:59 - United States - Verona

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

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tief06 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:33

that bitch.

Hdemonking 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:34

Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.

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xbriix 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:35

It could be 3 weeks, stop complaining.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:42

It could be her whole lifetime! Literally.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:38

just tell her when she dies you won't be sad or go to the funeral and that will really mess her up for awhile and it's called pay back

TheEgyptianGuy_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:13

WOOW Thats

TheEgyptianGuy_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:16

unfortunate.. sorry to hear that

thatdarnkai 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:22

That's neglect...

kuchimama 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:23

You deserve it Bitch

CaliGali 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:34

kill her!

__loveme_ 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:42

fyl,

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 11:09

...because she chose to be diabetic. I want to just...jab your face repeatedly with sharp objects to see if it stops the stupidity.

earljonez 22

Saturday 30 April 2011 11:30

.....no diabeto

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