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By thanksmom - 30/04/2011 01:00 - United States

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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Experts, schmexperts

By Kitkat - 02/05/2020 14:00

Today, my mom took medical advice from her friend over mine. Her friend sells cheese and I'm a pharmacist. FML

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By Niniva - 01/03/2021 08:01 - United States - Dahlonega

Today, after several hours, two pharmacies, several bus rides, $20, and many phone calls, I returned home. Guess who still doesn't have a glucose monitor? Yup, I have to go do this all again tomorrow. FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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By GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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Addicted to the anticipation

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 07:59 - United States - Verona

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

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tief06 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:33

that bitch.

Hdemonking 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:34

Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.

Comments

theluckygirl28 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:24

Wow that's terrible!! I'm diabetic as well, though my parents would never dream of NOT getting me my meds... Did you actually run out of meds, or just running low and it's nerve-wracking? Totally illogical of your mom either way... FYL!

tr0llz0r 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 2:34

Heh. Heh. I know why six people gave this a thumbs-up. You just had something to get off of your chest.

tr0llz0r 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:27

But art is important! No, wait, that's diabeetus. My brain gets a bit dyslexic.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:16

wilford brimley would frown upon your comment. |the kid|

IDidYourMomFYL 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:29

Use your pimp hand!

TigerBloodGirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:35

No that's to obvious. Just steal some money from her purse and get your meds overnight. Then you get her all boozer up and make her sign for it. :)

tommyc17 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:45

the next time your mom needs a ride make sure you make her wait for it like you had to

woahbro2slow 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:56

nice mom you got there

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:57

Eat cinnamon.

Maycontainnuts 17

Friday 28 September 2012 17:14

#75 - if you mean "eat cinnamon" as in using it as a substitute for sugar, that wouldn't exactly work in a type 1... even if they eat nothing their sugar will rise without insulin.