Miscellaneous: Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought... - FML

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:06

I'm so jealous, and i'm 19

angrygazebo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

Bubble wrap is the greatest thing ever invented. Sometimes, I order things just so I can have the wrapping!

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ThinkingPunkLove 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:46

DUDE OMG I LOVE BUBBLE WRAP!!! :3 my boyfriend who is 18 once brought me some cause he know id like it and it entertained him to see how excited i was over something so stupid/simple LOL. He was like "You'd have thought i bought you a million doller gift from the look on your face when i gave it to you, lmao." HAHAHA!

yourfavoritepetg 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:50

There is no shame in bubblewrap

heruyan 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:26

ok, i'm 24 and i STILL horde bubblewrap every chance i get... especially upon the discovery that my roommates' new dog is terrified of it.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:31

So not an FML. I'm 21 and still enjoy bubblewrap.

madasahatter 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:29

Dude that's not an FML. Bubble wrap is one of the 7 wonders of the world!

ethanmonroe 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:06

BUBBLE WRAP?!?!? Yay!

GothamKnight 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:25

Come on, bubble wrap is amazing! ;)

KatieWindow 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:31

Dude, I'm 19 tomorrow and I STILL take all the bubblewrap out of packages and junk just to sit in my room and pop it.... Or step on it... It's good for boobie traps too, JSYK. xD

funkymonkey196 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:48

I agree! BUBBLEWRAP is freaking awesome!!!!!! I love it! even my mom playes with it, and shes like 40. lol

sw95volleyball 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:53

good job. your 18 and know how to play with bubble rap... i wonder what happends when she gives you a spoon.

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