Miscellaneous: Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought... - FML

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:06

I'm so jealous, and i'm 19

angrygazebo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

Bubble wrap is the greatest thing ever invented. Sometimes, I order things just so I can have the wrapping!

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mrpajamasharkman 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:21

F your life? Are you INSANE, MAN? Bubble wrap is one of the greatest man-made things ever.

mezentius 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:28

Hey man, being able to enjoy the little things is a lot better than going into debt because only the big expensive things are enough for you. I'd say your life is awesome.

Mata_Hari 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:39

I think this is the first time 300+ comments agreed on one FML... LONG LIVE BUBBLEWRAP!!

Kenshin220 1

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:49

ur crazy man this isn't an fml im 20 and bubble wrap is AWESOME

rita2142004 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:51

bubble wrap is the best!!

jewbakah 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:34

love bubble wrap!

silvercola 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:38

waste of time

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:18

i have to say that's kind of pathetic, id also have to say that i would think that's awesome to...... i love bubble wrap....

mndz_mkl 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:22

Bubble wrap pwnz!!!!!! i love popping it!!

XoD 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:58

lol, no matter dis wasn't as deep and messed up as most da FML i gotta say, this one made me laugh the hardest =D

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