Miscellaneous: Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought...

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 16:06

I'm so jealous, and i'm 19

angrygazebo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

Bubble wrap is the greatest thing ever invented. Sometimes, I order things just so I can have the wrapping!

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skinnnn3r 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:33

LML, not FML ;)

scotty1234 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:13

not an FML . . . this is an MLIA

Ski_flyir 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:13

LMAO bubble wrap ftw! :)

jetpackweasel 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:03

win. I'm 14 and I do that too! so much fun! lol

youknowlolo 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:25

How's this a FML... Unless your stating your pathetic for liking bubble wrap at eighteen that could be the only explanation.

xPlasticrevolver 0

Monday 22 November 2010 18:22

I wish my mother loved me enough to leave me bubble wrap on my desk... D:

theworks 0

Monday 29 November 2010 7:24

epic masturbation!

ILuffYou 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:09

ftw! bubblewrap is legit who doesnt love it???

ring13 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:24

my grandma is 68 years old and LOVES bubblewrap. she just got a new fridge and we video taped her popping all of it, it was hilarious!!!!!!

snb46 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:48

Bubble rap is awsome wether your 1 or 101 dude!!!

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Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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