By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
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Unlovable_Me 14

You must be a real life version of 13 going on 30

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TMO2142 25

Well... happy birthday

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jeffprobs 29

This is why health class is important

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captain_hero89 22

I'm a late bloomer too. i hope to get my first pube before 28

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Ilovemusic237 19

Happy early birthday!

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cuz803 44

Kinda screwed up that your mom said that

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wreckdit 29

Count yourself lucky. At least you don't have to worry about the back problems that more endowed women have.

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Tripartita 44

Jesus, how clueless can your mom be?! By the time you're in your thirties, puberty has been over for a while. Logically, if your breasts have started growing at this point in life, it's likely an indicator of mammographic takeover—a process in which the boobs attempt to gain control of the body. Fear not, OP, although they have dominion over the chest area, you can still seek refuge in uncharted territories such as the forearms and knees!

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species4872 19

Obviously the mom was jesting.

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Tripartita 44

Just like me. Your ability to spot obvious jesting seems inconsistent.

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species4872 19

She didn't say that her boobs were actually bigger only that her mother said so with the reference to puberty.

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Tripartita 44

Even if that's true, #38, what's your point? I was obviously jesting either way.

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belc 5

There's a few things that could make your breasts bigger at 31. I don't think any of them involve puberty...

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everybodysnerves 5

Happy Birthday, do you think you could be pregnant?

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never_three 21

What's with the down vote? I gained a full 2 cup sizes during my pregnancy

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species4872 19

Mom knows best.

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like, if you are sexually active, that you could be pregnant. If not, your hormones could be shifting, in which case you'll want to keep an eye out for weight gain, dry or oily skin, and hot flashes. If you have symptoms like that, you may need to bring it up with your GP and get a hormone panel.

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