Miscellaneous: Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work....

By chriss - 14/04/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 08:01

Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Jordan10la 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:13

Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.

madame_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:10

Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?

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propelks09 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:31

102...i don't think this is a place for dissing cats ..no one cares

star_ver 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:51

How old are you that Mommy's still making you a sack lunch?

DeeJayD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:03

She put a bag of shit on the counter!? That's ******* disgusting, people put food there. Hygiene issues, there. @#102: Dogs smell, you have to bathe them all the time, they shit all over, they slobber all over you, they bark and make a lot of noise when you're trying to concentrate or sleep... @#104: How dumb are you that you didn't notice he said he bagged his own lunch, strongly implying he also made it himself? Shut up and think.

cypher_sonic 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:59

True or not, I've never laughed so hard. Thanks for making my day.

squelchy451 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:56

jeez he could have had his mom staying over the weekend or something there's not enough evidence to say that chriss is a middle-aged person who stays with his mom, making him a pathetic person. That totally sucks

lisajean 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:57

Can I ask you why you're: a) still at home; b) hanging out at home with mommy; c) having mommy make your bagged lunch

greeneggsnsam 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:36

bwahahahaha xD ..but, really. thatwould suck.

Dejavu2 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:59

LMAO, #88. It made me LOL. And this FML is faved. Funny as hell, no matter how old this OP is or who packed their lunch. (I'm aware that it was the OP themself.) Or even who put what where. Some of you people tend to read into the FML's WAY too much. Shut up and enjoy.