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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 22:01 - Indonesia - Balikpapan

Today, I got called "useless" by my mother for not doing what she wants me to do. She also said that I've accomplished nothing, and that I can’t and never will. It’s barely 10 a.m. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Ashleighx94 - 05/07/2011 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

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Time to say goodbye

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 16:01

Today, my mom yelled at me because I didn't hear to her calls while I was listening to music. She told me she wouldn't trust me again, that I'm worthless. When I began crying, she told me that I was psychologically manipulate her. It's been like this all the time lately. I can't wait to move out. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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Guiseppi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 9:32

Since when does my mother have other children?

snarf 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:10

story of my life, my mom does that same shit everyday

Comments

pandalover69 26

Monday 28 December 2009 6:10

that's depression that's a drunk. fyl

deanerj 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:30

my moms schedule: wake up at 11 am, smoke weed, eat, go to her room, watch desperate housewives, smoke weed, sleep. she also called me a worthless ingrate, and said that if I ever smoked she'd disown me. my mom is his mom, but a hypocrite. LOL

Isamermaid 17

Friday 19 March 2010 9:02

I love how there are very few comments on this one. And it's true... the offspring do suffer when there is something wrong the parent, mentally. My mom was bipolar... luckily she left when I was about 12. She messed me up good though. I feel your pain. My choices were to either kill myself or go numb to everything I had to live with. You can make it.

sassyjesSa 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 9:43

sounds like she's depressed. go do something that will make her happy.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:46

she wants you to take initiative.

79up 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:22

maybe she was seeing what you would do if she didn't do anything...

zomgabug 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 10:01

You have a loving mother. Scratch that, get a butterknife and show her who's bauuuuus.

Dougiee 0

Friday 27 August 2010 8:19

i have perants like that, they'll sit around all day and night and expect you to get them drinks and food. but once you say no because your busy or sick of it, they get up you and try to take away the things that you use the most. example being computer or TV. they are the people who need to get a life.