Money: Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane...

By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

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By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 22/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was getting ready to go pick up a few things for much-needed projects around the house, when I heard my husband yelling from the basement. The lawnmower had kicked a rock through the expensive sliding glass door we just finished paying off. The rattling refrigerator may have to wait. FML

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By caryl101698 - 09/06/2016 01:40 - United States - Medford

Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By Maruska28 - 07/09/2017 20:00

Today, we bought our first home after months of searching and years of saving. It's directly in the path of Hurricane Irma and may be destroyed before we even get the chance to move in. FML

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:04

Did she sell the car for gas money too?

ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Gotta watch those winds coming off of Lake Michigan....

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RaVeN53 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 14:56

With all the crazy weather we've been having you never know! jk FYL

lmaopanda 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:03

Lmfao, we don't get hurricanes. :).

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:07

thts to damn funny bro! I'm from Milwaukee and there's never been a tornado anywhere close to the city! haha sucks to be u bro!

carma813 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:00

actually we just had a tornado warning on Tuesday and there have been tornados in the city.

carma813 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:02

maybe you meant hurricane?

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:23

2012 is around the corner. That could of been smart.....

carlosestrada1 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:42

not that dumb, chile is not supposed to have hurricanes and we had one in the south.... so she might be right....

baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:53

it restarts not ends beside how many over time did the whole world belive it was gonna end? a bunch

SpeakingMyMind 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:19

It's better to be safe than sorry! heh

lovepebbles 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:37

i cannot live without my electronics!! fyl :(

keshafan101 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:41

what a loser lol

pinkietuskadaro 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:52

dose she know Peter Griffin

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML

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Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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Today, my mom and I staged an intervention for my alcoholic dad. Within minutes he'd turned everything around on us, claiming we're in no position to judge him for drinking since we use "too much water" when we shower. Apparently that's on the same level as being an abusive alcoholic. FML

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Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

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Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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