By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 03:36 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
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Mlk313 11

#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone

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brinnablaine 22

I like to play 'guess which fml posts have the comments disabled.' I lost this one, for now.

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Lomus 24

I was pretty pissed when the comments got disabled on the "dinosaurs and humans" one the other day, I had a load of little-known scientific facts to post!

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Thors_Hammer9999 17

I was sure it was myself, the religious posts almost always are...won't be long for it I'm sure

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MissSticks 21

Did you help her?

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mattrd_fml 31

How can you prepare for the rapture. either you'll be raptured or you won't. OP, are you prepared to be left behind?

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jrock9093 18

Never know it could happen anytime any place but if she's preparing she must be thinking she is not going she is staying or just saw the movie till the end with James Franco

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ksks1234 33

The rapture is about to happen? Ugh! I need to go prepare then, I thought it was next year.

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Lomus 24

I'm not sure what the FML is here - is it that your mother follows a religion (in which case you can get your head out of your arse and learn to accept that) or that she believes in the Rapture, which is actually a well-founded biblical belief (to Christians anyway - it's a pretty prominent part of the New Testament), or that she's predicted a clear-cut date for it (in which case yeah, I'm with you on the FML). I feel I could really use some follow-up.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Tell her to put a sock in it! Matthew 24:36 NIV “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Maybe the Bible will convince her she is crazy...

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thefattest 1

Matthew 16:28- sure I tell you, some of you standing here shall not taste of death before seeing the son of man coming in his kingdom. He's 2000 years late

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Jst4kicks 16

sorry but thats hilarious, at least she has faith

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middlenamefrank 8

So many of the FMLs that people send in these days are really just whining, or exposes on just how stupid the OP is..."my gf thinks she deserves an ******" or "my date got POed at me just because I spent our whole date on my phone". Yours....well, it actually sucks pretty bad. Your mom is a moron, it's probably going to strongly affect your life, and there isn't going to be anything you can do about it. I feel for you, OP.

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