Well the holiday season is about to start soon.

Is this Sheldon Cooper?

The rapture? Well if your reading this then I have bad news for you, is your mum still in the bathroom? Go check on her

I wouldn't worry about it to much unless she's one of those running around the streets grossly inappropriately dressed yelling about the end, there's nothing wrong with religion and honestly have you seen the state the world is in lately? It's about it's a time bomb with a short fuse about to implode on itself...she may be right to be preparing for the rapture...just in case you know

Why am I not surprised this FML is from Texas?

You people who are saying about the gvmt shutdown and the way the country is going you wouldn't be surprised do realize that the idea of Christianity and the rapture are not based on Americas actions. The bible was not written conditionally to the USA.

Did she get high and watch This Is The End?

Let her be a Prepper then.

Hopefully Andrew Ryan isn't there this time...

tit could be worse, at least your mom isn't a part of the Westborough Baptist Church, and if she is, well you're screwed.