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By fack - 26/11/2013 18:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By Cheryl - 16/10/2019 04:00

Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML

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By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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mydadpulledout 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:39

I'm sure he still loves you anyway. You're definitely missing out though, meat is wonderful!

BrockALee 14

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:39

Wow. I'm glad your dad has his prioroties straight. Edit: sorry, 1's comment wasn't there when I posted mine.

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sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:39

I've eaten the vegan form of different meat products. They were gross. I hate to say it, but there are *reasons* why people eat real meat.

BrittNic0le 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:43

Regardless of what he said then, I'm sure he's grown to love you as his daughter and recognizes your right to live your life. Otherwise, you'd have heard about this much sooner. Lol

adhdwizard 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:45

Has anyone else thought that maybe the father said it jokingly because of his own love for eating meat?

nevereyes 31

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:09

Can't blame him for not wanting his children to have unhealthy diets.....though that shouldn't have been the first thing on his mind.....

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:19

Oh here comes again, there's nothing wrong with your decission OP, trust me. People are scared of what they don't understand. Have a happy salad time :]

ohrlly7457 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:55

If thats honestly the way he judges his kids, I don't think you need his appreciation OP

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 2:04

well that sucks that you turned out vegetarian

CptnSaveAHoe 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:35

How ? I want to hear your reason fab it " sucks " what is meat eating like one of the things you have to do in order to be accepted into society ? If so , society can smooch my booty and I'll even pay for the lip stick and napkins after for them .

an3ph 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 2:22

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

mintstashinurtea 5

Wednesday 27 November 2013 2:49

uh...boo hoo? get over it

howdoilogin 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:18

It's okay not everyone turns out to be intelligent.

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