By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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lilyisme1324 0

Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

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Wicked361 8

Why were you even having sex while your mom was home?!

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Llamacod 11

Why not? Who hasn't had sex while their parents were home? I remember having near tantric, from behind sex with a girl friend while on the same couch as my mom. (she came home while we were banging and say on the couch, I had to move very little for about 1/2 hour til my mom got up to go to kitchen, it was fanfuckingtastic sex)

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CaptainPickles72 18

You know how ****** up that sounds, right? Not that your mom walked in, but that you stayed inside your girlfriend while your mom was inches/feet away. Even more weird that you called it "fanfuckingtastic sex" with your mom RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU! I understand that you're not saying it was good because she was there, but still, it's pretty creepy that you continued. If that happened to me, I'd go limp within seconds.

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Senseless_487 29

Hey, some people get off on being seen, or caught. I've been walked in on having sex (not by my mom, thank god), and in the heat of the moment, it can be kind of a rush. Remember, different strokes for different folks.

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06rubiandrea_fml 5

124 you are sick dude! get some help soon..

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dirtstain12 0

she just wanted to make sure you did it right!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

"You guys need anything? Snacks? A condom? Uhh, God love ya"

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dumboears 8

"I'll prepare some lemonade for you two for when you're done here"

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idontknowyou123 0

I think its weird that as a straight man I got the Mean Girls reference...

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dkhehra88 5

Ahahaha i kno its wierd how i got it too

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returnpolicy 3

I was waiting for someone to make that comment. awesome.

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notsorandomguy 18

Just saw two other FMLs just like this while modding. What's happening to the world? Jeez, moms nowadays.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she thought you were doing it wrong

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Pelreskovich 11

Doesn't matter head sex? Stacey's mom? ..need I continue?

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babykillaseason 0

Has got it going on.

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truegirl21 2

No you said it all lol

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jeob1992 8

Oh no I know staceys mom trust me she's still got it

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asherm 15

My mom walked in on old bf and I before. Damn door had no lock! But at least she just walked out... And yelled at me later. Lol. Hey we were using protection! Then it seemed like few yrs later she was bugging me for grand kid. Can never please mom. But I do wish I had given her one ):

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allanaskye 0

Cool story bro. Tell it again

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ZOEY2343 0

This isn't about your problem post your own fml if your gonna whine

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CaptainPickles72 18

She thought your story was cool, and she called your her bro! I'm SO jealous!

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thenoobftw 3

Cool story sis... Tell me more

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thischick1659 1

No one cares..

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fenixtorador1 11

81 seems like kind of a B anyway.. You said had though? I don't mean to pry, but did your mother pass away? (my condolences if she did)

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dhardesty23 8

how does that even happen? did she just barge in your room already talking about the sex talk?

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idontknowyou123 0

'Now anon you are not going to pleasure him like that! I remember the first time me and your dad had sex...'

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